Showing posts with label Dear OJ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dear OJ. Show all posts

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Dear OJ - We Answer Your Questions

Lately our in boxes at Oilers Jambalaya have filled up with questions and we have decided to try and answer them to the best of our abilities. HINT: There is none.


"Dear OJ, I love my wife and she's a really good person. The problem I have with her is that she is a Flames fan.  I didn't know this before we were married as we met in Vegas.  Lately it's hard to look at her.  What can I do?"

Rick in Edmonton

Geez, tough one Rick.  Have you considered divorce?  Or conversion for you, but divorce is easier, and less embarrassing in front of your Oiler friends.  GOILERS!

-Smokin' Ray-


"Dear OJ, My wife wants to get a new bed in the spring rather than renew my Oilers seasons tickets.  How do I convince her that the tickets are the best choice?"

Mark in Red Deer

Well Mark, you need to look at the two options and weigh out the good and bad stuff.  We all know what happens in a bed when you not sleeping. *wink*  But then again, we know this Oilers squad and they are not very good right now and may not be next year either. So I guess, either way your going to get screwed.  So unless you have a bad back, you don't really NEED a new bed right?  Just make sure to choose wisely. *cough* tickets *cough*

-Smokin' Ray-


How many goals can an Oiler player score, if an Oiler player could score goals?

Evan in St. Albert

By the logic that we are rolling with here... I don't know.  Not many?

-Smokin' Ray-


Well now that people know that we are not Dear Abby, maybe the questions will slow down a little. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this isn't very sound advice.  Regardless, my email is smokinrayburntATyahooDOTcom if you have any questions.

*This was another sad attempt at humor by Oilers Jambalaya. Don't take our advice. We suck at giving it.*

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